Ugly Christmas Jumpers

If cute Christmas jumpers aren’t your thing, then there’s an army of ugly knits out there waiting for you! Of course, what’s grotesque to some may be gorgeous to others – I mean no offence to anyone who would wear these in a heartbeat.

Light Up Baubles Jumper

LED lights and 3D baubles? If you want to stand out from the crowd – for all the wrong reasons – then get your mitts on this knit!

Magical Unicorn Knitted Jumper

Ah, the stuff acid trips are made of… This jumper features everything that belongs in a child’s bedroom, from unicorns to hearts to stars to clouds, so not Christmassy at all really.

Star Knitted Jumper

Who knew Sports Direct even sold Christmas jumpers? Turns out there’s a reason for that. There is A LOT going on here… one might say too much. A bona fide assault on the eyes.

3D Santa Jumper

Rejoice – you can become Mr and Mrs Claus with this 3D abomination! But hey, it’s got a hood and pockets, so it’s not all bad.

Camel Christmas Jumper

Yup, you read that right. A camel. Camels have no business on Christmas jumpers, especially when the pun is “O’Camel Ye Faithful”… There are no words.

Until next time,




  1. Kirsty (PBPR)

    December 11, 2017 at 10:49 pm

    I’m not gonna lie, there’s a strong chance I would (and will) buy a jumper that says “O Camel Ye Faithful…”

    1. Donna

      December 11, 2017 at 10:54 pm

      Haha it’s definitely unique!

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